Holy Dinah, is Christmas over yet said the
Magpie Grinch? Well, not Christmas, but the Christmas baking? Whew. Add the load of Christmas baking/cooking for my website to the planning/packing/last minute craziness of planning for a huge vacation and well my friends…my house has suffered terribly.
So I’m just going to go right ahead and spread some Christmas cheer! Your house is CLEAN compared to mine! You can walk away from this post with a little jig and a hop in your step, knowing that my house is a disaster.
Merry Christmas, let’s talk about this time of year in my house.
There are props stuffed EVERYWHERE.
This would be my fruit bowl.
Yes, I have garlic in my fruit bowl and uh…that banana is really um….ripe and black.
Those are also all sorts of food photo props shoved under it as well and everywhere in the kitchen. EVERYWHERE there is a photo prop of some sort.
Oh my Lord, it was so beautiful and clean this summer. I spent a whole day organizing it.
Why is there a Halloween sucker on the floor? The oatmeal bag? Totally open.
This was just one morning this past week that I decided to take a picture. It looks worse or worser, depending on the day.
If I didn’t love you and want to cheer you up, I’d totally be embarrassed.
As it is, I’m too busy to have any pride right now.
I don’t have food in my fridge.
I haven’t had a clean house since July.
I haven’t seen the top of my buffet due to Christmas crap clutter since October.
I don’t have a single spare brain cell at the moment to even think about cleaning.
But you wanna to know what I DO have?
Mama has a fully loaded liquor cabinet.
And that’s all you really need.