First of all, I would like to apologize in advance.
From my ovaries to yours, I am so, so sorry for this post of blatant cuteness, baby softness and pudge.
One of my visitors today, whom I have been very excited to see, is this darling below.
This redheaded, blue eyed doll.
She is one happy, bubbly baby who loves to chatter and show you tricks.
Like how she can chew her fingers.
Think that’s cute?
Wait till she starts on the toes.
She was very anxious to show this trick off.
And I must admit, I was impressed! Yummy toes!
But what her main trick is, the dirtiest trick in the book, has yet to come.
Oh, it’s mean.
And it brought a tear to my eye.
And I had to not kidnap my friend’s baby.
Because that would be wrong. So I am told.
I still think if I returned her in a few years when she’s 3, it’s not a crime. I just wanna borrow her, you see.
Are you ready for it?
It’s the “fall asleep on my mommy thanks to a milk-induced haze after nursing”.
My ovaries can’t take it anymore.
And I bet yours can’t either.