Alright all you single ladies. In the Edmonton area preferably. It’s time to save my brother from his foosball table.
The one that occupies his kitchen.
Sigh. Where is his kitchen table, you ask?
It’s here. On the deck.
Ok, ok in all seriousness, I love my brother, who just happens to be turning 28 tomorrow. I have to tease.
But ladies. Ladies, ladies ladies.
Perhaps it has something to do with the foosball table in the middle of the kitchen, but girls, the right woman can change that straight away, as you can see, he HAS a kitchen table, he just needs someone to tell him where to put it.
He’s a little confused. He needs a woman’s touch. I mean, the man has a gaming table in the kitchen and his dining table on the deck.
Don’t even ask where we found the lawnmower.
Alright, I stop joking and teasing. He owns a lovely house, has a great stable job and is one amazing guy. But really, the table was downstairs not in use and we had BBQ outside for his birthday dinner tonight.
And it’s hard to meet people when you don’t hang around bars all the time, have a home with responsibilities that go along with it, and a black lab named Molly who is dumber than a stick but cute.
And he loves his niece and nephew so much.
So who wants a date with him? Who has a friend that’s single and lives in Edmonton? Come on, he’s cute, nice and related to ME what could be better?
Drop me a line people from my Contact Me page, don’t make me start my own online Edmonton’s Bachelor off my website.
Hey….wait a minute….*insert nefarious wiggling eyebrows here*
Better hurry up though, word on the street has it that he’s got a hot date tomorrow night. Ladies, get those emails in!