10 Things My Children Are Forbidden to Do

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Motorbike Jump Ramp Exhibition1. Drive their bike off ramps.


doing a handstand on the handlebars of the motorbike while on the air2. Drive their bikes off ramps and then do a handstand on the handlebars.



Standing on the handlebars of their flying motorbikes3. Stand on the handlebars of their flying bikes.



flying so high in the air with the motorbike4. How high in the air is this exactly??



flying in the air with motorbike with one hand off5. Now you’re just showing off.



doing a handstand on the handlebars of the motorbike while on the air6.  Good gawd, does your momma know you are doing that???



doing a handstand on the seat of the flying motorbike7. And you, other freestyler, how about YOUR momma?



Letting go of the bike 40 feet in the air8. Letting go of your bike 40 feet in the air seems like a good idea at the time…



Skiddoo on high with the bike9. Words escape me. Skiddoo. High. Air.



two motorbikes flying on air10. Double the danger, double the fun!


monster truck driving over cars


However, I highly encourage my children to take up monster truck driving as a career. Yeehaw!


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I’m a busy mom of two, wife & cookbook author who loves creating fast, fresh meals for my little family on the Canadian prairies. Karlynn Facts: I'm allergic to broccoli. I've never met a cocktail that I didn't like. I would rather burn down my house than clean it. Most of all, I love helping YOU get dinner ready because there's nothing more important than connecting with our loved ones around the dinner table!

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